Punk rockers with anger issues? That’s what you might think if you saw these girls competing. They’re a mix of toughness and athleticism with a dab of aggression thrown in just for good measure. Who are they? Roller derby girls!
One might think the wild outfits and attitudes would give these girls a bad name. Actually, most of them have “regular” day jobs and many are wives and mothers. They are 18-40 somethings who are teachers, photographers, librarians and store owners by day. When it’s derby time, however, they literally transform.
Roller Derby is an extremely physical sport, so while it pays to have some athletic ability, the skills necessary to compete can be learned by those willing to put forth the effort. Shawnee’s Cara Thomas is a member of the Tornado Alley Roller Girls (TARG) also known as Oklahoma City Roller Derby (OKC RD). Thomas describes the sport as being “almost like football on roller skates. It’s more athletic and less aggressive than we get credit for.”
Thomas became a roller derby fan in 2006, but chose not to compete at the time. She recalled thinking that if the sport had been around “back in the day” it would have been a perfect fit for her. However, after having two children and entering her thirties she felt she was too out of shape and too old to participate.
Last year, while working as a child advocate, Thomas began to experience “burn out.” Around the same time, she went through a divorce and decided to make some changes in her life.
“I decided to turn the page to the next chapter of my life and surround myself with positive, powerful and influential women,” she said.
Thomas showed up to OKC RD tryouts in October, having not been on roller skates since the fifth grade. The girls welcomed her and she found a new home with her teammates. That month, she made the “Fresh Meat” team, and worked her way up to the next level just two months later.
“These women are my new family and through them, I find strength to deal with anything life throws at me! It’s the best decision I have ever made.” Thomas said.
For those who may not be familiar with roller derby, games are called “bouts” and each team has five players on the track at a time. Each team has a “jammer” who is identified by a star on her helmet. The jammer tries to make her way through a group of skaters called the “pack,” which is made up of the other players from both teams. Everyone skates around an oval track. Some leagues use flat tracks and others use banked tracks. OKC RD is a flat track league. The goal is to get your team’s jammer through the pack while blocking the other team’s jammer using legal blocks.
“There are legal and illegal blocks, and we can’t throw elbows into someone’s nose—although the fans sure would like to see that action!” Thomas said.
Jennifer Pitts, another derby girl who hails from Shawnee, added that the team gets a point for each member of the other team their jammer passes. Skaters who are caught throwing illegal blocks are sent to the penalty box.
“It’s amazing how popular the sport and our league is becoming,” she said. “There are usually 300-400 people in attendance for each home bout and some bouts are literally standing room only.”
TARG is divided into levels of players. Newbies pass their minimum skills requirements to become Fresh Meat. The next level is the Expo Team, which is the equivalent of a “B” Team. The Home Team is made up of the league’s best skaters. Skaters advance at their own pace based on skills and attendance.
Pitts is Fresh Meat. She began skating with Thomas in December and continues to increase her endurance on the track with the team’s 120 lap warm ups around OKC RD’s track.
And for all this hard work and training…what prize are these girls trying to win? Pitts said the ultimate achievement is “being awesome” and Thomas, a member of the Expo Team, answered “bragging rights.”
From pigtails to tattoos, these girls have it covered in the glam department as well. Each player chooses a nickname and a number. Skate names are kept on a registry to ensure that no other skater is using the same one at the same time.
Many players develop an alter ego based on their nicknames. TARG skaters wear team jerseys and roller skates, but the rest of a skater’s outfit is up to her. Thomas, whose skate name is mAlice N Underland, describes her character as a “dark” Alice in Wonderland. She wears black and white checkered tights with orange fishnet stockings over them. Her helmet includes pigtails made of black tulle and checkered ribbons. Other players wear tutus, knee socks and miniskirts. Some of the bout makeup has fake blood incorporated—anything to make a skater look intimidating and tough to opponents.
“It’s fun to get into character for our fans!” Thomas said, adding that her jersey number is 186 in honor of one of Shawnee’s exit numbers off I-40.
Because Pitts is Fresh Meat, her character is still in development. Her skate name is Electra Shock and her number is 220 v (as in volts). Her uniform will feature lightning bolts and may include some temporary tattoos or other surprises, which will be unveiled later.
TARG typically has one home bout each month and one or two road bouts a month. Home bouts are held at the Oklahoma City Farmer’s Market, located at 311 S Klein. Tickets are $12 (or $10 in advance) and children 12 and under are free.
In Shawnee, tickets may be purchased at mAlice Palace Baby Punk store, 402 E Highland. Partial proceeds from each home bout are donated to charity. For more information, visit http://www.okcrd.com.
Written by: Denise Quinalty





